I was at Ric’s, and there is only one bathroom downstairs so I went upstairs instead of waiting there for ages. Just as I reached the top of the stairs, Work It by Missy Elliott came on and I proceeded to strut into the bathrooms like this:
Never been so confidently drunk ever. Busted a move right up in some bitches’ respective grillz who were also waiting in line. One of the best nights I’ve had in ages.
"Now if a Muslim woman strapped with a bomb on a bus with the seconds running gives you the jitters, just imagine an American-based Christian organization planning to poison water supplies to bring the second-coming quicker."