So I legitimately think I just killed all the fish at my work.
Which somehow doesn’t surprise me considering I’m the most ridiculous human being on the planet. It’s my second day alone in the office and I’m pretty sure I just poured like close to half a handful of fish food into their bowl and there are only three of them. I then spent the last fifteen minutes with a spoon fishing through the water trying to get all of it out on one of the busiest roads in Paddington. I’m never going to get called in again if I manage to single-handedly kill their entire fish population, damn it.