July 2009
10 posts
This actually happened.
Big W Employee: Ma'am, can you please hand over that bag?
Thief (clutching bag of loot): ... What bag?
“Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake! Get tha crackpiiipe!”
– Amy Winehouse
Inside Of You - Russell Brand. One of my favourite...
Shotgun
“Holy crap! It’s the Children Of The Corn!”
I’m lying in bed, watching Family Guy, drinking orange juice and eating doritos. I love life!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
I got two tickets to the preview screening on Monday. The amount happiness that surged through my body when I became aware of the news is totally indescribable . I honestly haven’t made up my mind about my whole obsession with Harry Potter - is it understandable and valid, or absolutely fucking mental?
