Everywhere I go now, all I think about is the best place for me to go in the case of a zombie outbreak. I’m getting really worked up about it.
I’ve already made a plan for my household that is currently attached to my wall, and three other back-ups. It then came to my attention that there are different types of zombies, so I need to make more.
You’ll all scoff now, but the threat of zombie outbreaks is real, guys. So when you’re all not preparing for the worst, and not stocking up on long life milk, and the zombies finally come, you’ll all be turned into flesh eating monsters and I’ll be secure in the middle of the ocean.