November 2009
43 posts
Fact: I thoroughly enjoy sexist jokes.
Chris: What do you do when your dish-washer stops working?
Katinka: I don't know. What?
Chris: Beat her.
Nov 28th
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“Someone on my Facebook posted horrible news. And even though I’ve not...”
– Sharn. I LOVE YOU.
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“We had to give our parents a plant with a note attached to it, and the note was...”
– James Fenton, I’m in tears.
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ListenSkin On Skin - Queens Of The Stone Age. Every...
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“‘Thank the Lord’? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school! God...”
– Superintendent Chalmers (via calcallahan)
Nov 9th
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Nov 8th
ListenI really want to have sex to this. 
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txtsfrmlstnght: (925): Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it’s 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Nov 5th
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ListenStrange Times - The Black Keys. I really want to...
Nov 4th
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txtsfrmlstnght: (608): and when he finished he started shouting “swim boys SWIM” CLEARLY HE DESERVES A MEDAL.
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“I’m sorry, but I love a one-legged man; that is a good look. So manly! He...”
– Dave Attell
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October 2009
121 posts
Oct 31st
ListenI Wanna Sex You Up - 5ive Quite possibly one of...
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