Fact: I thoroughly enjoy sexist jokes.
Chris: What do you do when your dish-washer stops working?
Katinka: I don't know. What?
Chris: Beat her.
Someone on my Facebook posted horrible news. And even though I’ve not...– Sharn. I LOVE YOU.
We had to give our parents a plant with a note attached to it, and the note was...– James Fenton, I’m in tears.
Skin On Skin - Queens Of The Stone Age. Every...
‘Thank the Lord’? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school! God...– Superintendent Chalmers (via calcallahan)
I really want to have sex to this.
txtsfrmlstnght: (925): Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it’s 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Strange Times - The Black Keys. I really want to...
txtsfrmlstnght: (608): and when he finished he started shouting “swim boys SWIM” CLEARLY HE DESERVES A MEDAL.
I’m sorry, but I love a one-legged man; that is a good look. So manly! He...– Dave Attell
I Wanna Sex You Up - 5ive Quite possibly one of...