November 2009
43 posts
Fact: I thoroughly enjoy sexist jokes.
Chris: What do you do when your dish-washer stops working?
Katinka: I don't know. What?
Chris: Beat her.
Someone on my Facebook posted horrible news.
And even though I’ve not...
– Sharn. I LOVE YOU.
We had to give our parents a plant with a note attached to it, and the note was...
– James Fenton, I’m in tears.
‘Thank the Lord’? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school! God...
– Superintendent Chalmers (via calcallahan)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(925): Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it’s 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(608): and when he finished he started shouting “swim boys SWIM”
CLEARLY HE DESERVES A MEDAL.
I’m sorry, but I love a one-legged man; that is a good look. So manly! He...
– Dave Attell
October 2009
121 posts