October 2009
121 posts
insidestory:
Katinka Allom is more than likely one of the most intelligent young females I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.
This made my heart swell. Thank you! :] Eeeeep. Right back at you, love.
Homophobia.
I’m sick of it. The entire idea of it is laced with hypocrisy. How many of the people that preach it have tattoos, I wonder? Or eat pigs? Or mix different fabrics together? Because according to one of the man that is responsible for writing one of the very few anti-homosexual texts in the Bible, they’re sins too. Biblical ignorance is an epidemic. Keep in mind that the two particular...
God damn these electric sex pants.
Jen: I've got Aunt Irma visiting.
Moss: Do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.
Jen: It's my term for my time of the month.
Moss: What time of the month? The weekend? Does Aunt Irma visit on the weekend?
Jen: You know... It's high tide...
Moss: But we're not on the coast.
Jen: I'm closed for maintenance.
Moss: Closed for maintenance?
Jen: I've fallen to the communists!
Moss: ... Well they do have some pretty strong arguments.
Richard Dawkins.
A British ethologist, zoologist, outspoken athiest, Neo-Darwinian evolutionary biologist and theorist, and a popular science author. He is known for his gene-centred view of evolution, the introduction of the meme concept, the advocacy of athiesm and rationalism, and his criticism of religion.
Sounds like my kind of man.
the most amazing website on the internet →
velveteendream:
(via poisonwolf)
We went to play miniature golf on acid - putt putt on acid - what a mistake. For...
– Dave Attell
All I do with my time now. →
jamesn86:
People always say about animals “they’re more scared of you than you are of them.” Yeah? Well you didn’t see the size of the spider that ran through my house just before. It had just been brought to Australia in chains on a boat, had escaped and kidnapped a lady and last I saw was climbing up the aurora building to swipe at some biplanes. It was a big fuck off spider that’s for sure.
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You can imagine what my dashboard looks like.
My love is like lightening; it gives girls...
GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL IN NORWAY.
FUCKING HELL THIS COUNTRY CAN’T GET ANY BETTER.
NORWAY.
The longest prison sentence in Norway is 21 years.
They have the lowest murder rate in the world.
Barely any of their police officers are armed with guns. SOME OF THEM HAVE POODLES.
Incredible health care.
Incredible education systems.
Incredible human rights (for example, highest standard of living ever, the maternity leave there is one full year, everyone is considered equal, etc)
HOBBIT...
Network Video Customers: Be Warned.
I am probably going to have my bitch face/bitch voice happening tonight. It might be best if you don’t talk to me for the duration of my shift.