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Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

guuuuuuuuuuuuurl

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zane-krios:

kill-all-your-friendss:

This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.

iTS STROKING IT
WHY
WHAT
HOW

@senoritaprincesa

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dorkvader:

Felix Baumgartner’s twitter feed is HILARIOUS

Just this. All of this.

Raided mum’s wardrobe, found her wedding blouse. IT’S MY WEDDING BLOUSE NOW. + Casual Bjork-on-vacation hairdo. 

Raided mum’s wardrobe, found her wedding blouse. IT’S MY WEDDING BLOUSE NOW. + Casual Bjork-on-vacation hairdo. 

My new bedroom. I done did feng shui the fuck outta this here boudoir shawty!

My new bedroom. I done did feng shui the fuck outta this here boudoir shawty!

fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace:

Drag Dad is an independent documentary project about a six year old boy named Jeremiah and his father, the drag queen superstar, Tyra Sanchez.
This documentary will help shed light on gay parenting and break prejudices against LGBT families! But it will not be possible without your help. Please offer you support by sharing this link, reblogging, and donating here

fuckyeahrupaulsdragrace:

Drag Dad is an independent documentary project about a six year old boy named Jeremiah and his father, the drag queen superstar, Tyra Sanchez.

This documentary will help shed light on gay parenting and break prejudices against LGBT families! But it will not be possible without your help. Please offer you support by sharing this link, reblogging, and donating here

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Um

Um

penishole:

Paralyzed with laughter

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chillin’

chillin’

PUPPY!

PUPPY!

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Got mah hurr did.

Got mah hurr did.

best and worst night ever